I am not shitting you either... This is EXACTLY how it happened!
Overall it was pretty funny if anything and it's still cool to say I met him at all. I knew it was over when he came to the door with his shirt half unbuttoned... But... what else was I gonna say at that point?
I know Fiffe looks kind of.. jolly, but I left it cause it's pretty hilarious.
A few things that didn't make the cut:
when I was standing at the window, some trendy hipster type dudes were talking about going to a party as they left the room next door.
I knocked once and waited, then I thought I heard rustling paper, so I knocked again after a few minutes...
Too bad me and Ditko couldn't be buddies... Maybe if he knew my name was STEVE too...
My dad suggested I try again next year, see if he remembers me, maybe I'll get a few more words, if only "Why do you keep coming here?"